Our Story

Like all brotherhoods, The Chuck and Kyser Society was born under the pretense that our country... no, this world was missing something.

Something so obvious, yet so hidden from our cluttered minds.

Something so incredibly and utterly necessary while at the same time so futile.

Something that speaks of love and the distastefulness of those who disagree.

Something that says, "I am on top of the world and not even these fire ants crawling on my shoe can even get to my legs fast enough to strike... shit, my foot is stuck!

Some of you know what we are talking about and others are stuck at this very moment and don't realize it. It is you - the experienced and the oblivious - who thirst for this Something we speak of.

This Something that we hold in such high regard is the everlasting bond of blood. By blood we mean the mythical blue kind that represents purity, strength, and blueberry kool-aid.

Thus, this everlasting fraternal order of blood brotherhood formed when two brothers (Chuck & Kyser) were sitting around, watching cartoons, drinking - both figuratively and literally- this mythical kool-aid, and suddenly an epiphany smacked them in the face: others should join them at the top of the world where even the fire ants can't crawl. Others should drink from the mythical blue blood of brotherhood.

Therein lies the formation of the The Chuck & Kyser Society, formed on the thirteenth benevolent day of April in the year of our Lord, twenty hundred and six.

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kyserthompson@gmail.com or charlesthomp@gmail.com