A little lesson in geography.

Choking your Chicken...

Sometimes we just need to vent a little...

New Contributor....

Welcome to all. Seems the brothers have been a little overwhelmed so they called in their good buddy to offer some assistance. Here we go. Just some innocent prankva!!

Easter Bunny Gone Mad

glumbert.com - The Easter Bunny Hates You

Kicks in Bangkok

Where do we get our kicks? Above the waistline, sunshine!

He ain't no David Copperfield...

... but he's hilarious.
While you're trying to figure out the David Copperfield trick (we hope you have already. actually, please say you have. please. do yourself a favor and at least pretend you know how it works), take a peak at Tracy's finest.

David Copperfield Card Trick... Seriously, people!?

This must be some sort of joke. Are people really not able to figure out the card trick? Do we really have to explain it? Well, we're not. We've already wasted a good part of our lives posted the absurdity on this blog. Don't make us go anymore. Figure it out!
C & K

Worst E-mail Forward of All Time

We have to share with you (whoever 'you' are) the worst e-mail forward we've seen in a long time. Maybe ever. OK, too many superlatives being tossed around here. You just be the judge.
For the sake of defaming a reputation, we won't disclose the sender.

(In case you can't tell, these images were embedded in an e-mail, so what you're seeing is what we saw in the email. And nothing else. Well, there were the classic "intro/teaser lines" from different Forwarders like "Wow, this is like soooo interesting..." and "This is sooo cool... I'm totally like stumped" and maybe one "David Copperfield is a magical genius... he like always tricks my brain...")

"Surprised?" ?? Surprised at what, Copperfield? That you're a dumbass? Or that we wasted five minutes of our lives on your pathetic magic trick? You surprised us alright. So much so that we picked the King of Hearts and it wasn't there in the next picture. Holy shit! Where did it go? You're so magical!

Continued...
(no, seriously, there is more)

Worst E-mail Forward of All Time PART 2

"See you!"?? What the f does that mean, Copperfield? Seriously, quit looking at us like that. There is something seriously wrong with you.
We have seven days left? Seven days left to what? Get this image of you out of our heads? OK, great, we're going to send this e-mail to seven friends so you can give them nightmares for seven days. We're going to send this to seven people we can't stand.

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In honor of Andrea's Move to Oakland/Fremont

This video is in honor of Andrea, the fourth LesserEvil Doer of all time.

Today is officially her last day at the LesserEvil Mothership before departing for Oakland to move back to her hometown, get back to her roots, start a new life, blah, blah, blah.
Good luck and Godspeed, Andrea. We'll miss you.

Neighborhood Store

Someone please explain...

Bill Go Big Time

Friday Fun

Visual for Monday

Definitely some graphic work, but nonetheless humorous...

CAUTION: Stay Calm

If you're prone to gag reflex, do NOT watch this. Just don't even hit Play. In fact, move on with your day.

Pac Food

What Chuck accomplishes in the throes of boredom...

JB Fact of the Day

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...

Bauer's torture knows no limit...

Visual of February's Last Thursday

And you wonder why chicken fried rice is so cheap...

Video of the 8th Friday

The More You Know...

Why Rod Farva is so angry...

We found this one in the Farva Family Archive

Farva's most favoritest of all bands.

best of trigger happy

I know it's not Friday yet, but this is quite possibly the best video on this blog. KT

General Tsao's Chicken

This is for my Good Friend, Richie Bova, who kills for the rice and mice from Tina's...
KT

We love you, Kenneth...

Thank you, George.

Hippo Eats Dwarf

What?

OUCH

Jack Bauer Fact of the Day

There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse.
Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

Ditka... polish sausage... Ditka

Ahhhh, the days of Ditka...

Da Bears.

Doesn't get any better than this...

Visual of the Wednesday

In honor of last night's small and insignificant snow...
C&K

Weekend Video

We're behind. We know. Hopefully this masterpiece will make up for it.

Rules for 2007

Pardon the Visual of the Day interruption, but this was too funny not to post.

George Carlin's New Rules for 2007:
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: This one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.? After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

It's Still Real to Us

Considering we've been out of town and slow on the computer, a Video Monday is in order.
Enjoy Chuck's best friend caught on film...
C & K

Video of the Friday

Visual of the Thursday

We've always been fond of this laser hair removal ad. Reminds us of when we were children.

TITLE: Sasquatch Found

Visual of the Day Commencement

Chuck and I have been reflecting on 2006 and have quickly realized that our '07s (respectively) need to change slightly, esp when it comes to the Chuck & Kyser Society. That's why we're introducing the Visual of the Day.
We will dutifully post visuals (videos, pics, drawings, art, etc. - nothing rated NC-17) each and every day of the week before Kyser leaves for work in the morning. Or before Chuck goes to class. Who are we kidding? We'll probably post two a week, but at least we'll try for five. Either way, it'll be like opening a present each and every morning you come to work and find a visual on the Society Pages. Trust us. Ask the fat kid down there.
Feel free to send YOUR visuals and a brief caption for the (rather large) blogger audience. Send to kyserthompson@gmail.com. All day and any day.
Happy New Year to all...
Chuck & Kyser